im going to prom with my pillowpet
Today would be the ideal day to take off from work. It’s raining. And I just bought six books to read. I’m already in bed with my lamp on. Perfect conditions. And my kitty is afraid of the thunder. He should be comforted, right?
Plus I just don’t feel like going to work.
“What’s your type?”
me: Jim halpert.
Excuse me while I bawl.
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
Bonnie, you idiot.