hungarian:

im going to prom with my pillowpet

Today would be the ideal day to take off from work. It’s raining. And I just bought six books to read. I’m already in bed with my lamp on. Perfect conditions. And my kitty is afraid of the thunder. He should be comforted, right?

Plus I just don’t feel like going to work.

“What’s your type?”

me: Jim halpert.

Excuse me while I bawl.

jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

(Source: wallylives)

Bonnie, you idiot.